- Loading… Please Insert More Quarters
- BRB, Compiling…
- Under Construction: Now With 200% More Duct Tape
- 404: Finished Website Not Found
- Our Web Dev Crit Failed. Please Stand By.
- Just Like the Death Star, We’re Still Under Construction
- Crafting… (99%...99%...99%...)
- More Patched Together Than a Cosplayer’s First Armor
- Stuck in the Fabric of Space and Time (Also, Fabric)
- This Page is Made of Hot Glue and Hope
- We’ll Finish This Right After One More Episode
- Currently Held Together with Zip Ties and Prayers
- Under Construction: Like Every DIY Project Ever
- Respawning Website… Please Hold
- We Rolled a 1 on Website Development
- Caution: Wet Paint and Dry Jokes
- Like a 3D Print: 99% Done, 1% to Go, 5 Hours Remaining
- The Code is Willing, but the Flesh is Weak
- Our Devs Went to Get Snacks and Never Came Back
- It’s Over 9000! (Lines of Broken Code)
- Trying to Find the Any Key…
- This Website is Still in Beta… Like, Forever
- Just a Few More Bobbins and We’ll Be Done
- Cosplaying as a Finished Website
- This Page is Sew Last Season
- Hackerman is On It
- Currently Powered by a Hamster in a Wheel
- Error 2025: Website Still in Progress
- Oops, We Did It Again (and Broke the Website)
- This Page Will Be Done When Duke Nukem Forever is Good
- Avengers Assembling Our Website as We Speak
- Website Loading… Please Wait 3d6 Years
- Fighting Off the Space-Time Continuum Bugs
- The Cake is a Lie, But the Website is Real… Eventually
- Under Construction: Now With 30% More Puns
- The Internet Gods Demand More Sacrifices
- Looming Deadline? We Thought You Said ‘Loom’
- Website is Just Another Cosplay Prop in Progress
- Under Construction: Just Like the Multiverse
- We Swear We’re Not Just Procrastinating
- Under Construction: Like My Life Choices
- Loading… Please Enjoy This Unskippable Cutscene
- Currently Held Together with Spit, Duct Tape, and a Dream
- ERROR 418: We Are a Teapot, Not a Website
- Under Construction: Like Half of My Unfinished Cosplays
- Currently Downloading More RAM… Please Wait
- Website Buff Failed, Please Respec and Try Again
- This Page is More Bugged Than Cyberpunk 2077 at Launch
- We Were Supposed to Finish This Yesterday… Then We Blinked
- Insert Funny Construction Pun Here
- Hold Up, We Need to Consult the Sacred Scrolls of Stack Overflow
- Under Construction: Like That IKEA Shelf You Never Built
- Running on Pure Caffeine and Bad Decisions
- This Website is in Development Hell With Half-Life 3
- Currently Optimizing the Flux Capacitor
- Under Construction: Like Every Anime Protagonist’s Training Arc
- The Coding Fairies Are Still Assembling This Masterpiece
- This Page is the Equivalent of a 3D Print That Failed at 98%
- Oops! We Dropped All the Code on the Floor. Please Hold.
- Currently Rendering… ETA: 12,597 Years
- This Page Was Brought to You by Procrastination™
- Hold On… We’re Consulting the Magic 8-Ball
- Website Construction Montage Incoming… *Insert 80s Synth Music*
- Fixing Bugs with a Hammer… Because Why Not?
- Under Construction: Like Every RPG Side Quest I Never Finished
- Trying to Debug This Site Like It's a Broken TV: Smack It
- Waiting for Someone to Press Start
- We Accidentally Deleted the Internet, BRB
- This Page Will Be Done When Square Enix Finishes Kingdom Hearts 4
- One Does Not Simply Finish a Website On Time
- Under Construction: Like the Multiverse After Every Marvel Movie
- Currently Running Away From Responsibilities
- Trying to 3D Print This Website… Results May Vary
- We Swear We’re Working… Totally Not Just Googling Stuff
- This Page is Taking Longer Than a Bethesda Game to Patch
- We Tried to Debug the Code… Now Everything is on Fire
- Still Testing the Warp Drive… Stand By
- Website Progress: Less Stable Than My Sleep Schedule
- BRB, Time Traveling to When This Page is Done
- Under Construction: Like The Economy, but With Fewer Crying People
- Rewriting Code So You Don’t Have To
- Patience You Must Have, My Young Padawan
- 99% Done… Just Like That Fanfic You Never Finished
- Loading New Website Features… Please Wait Until the Next Ice Age
- Oops! We Spilled Energy Drink on the Server… Again
- Under Construction: Like My Bank Account After a Convention
- We’re Working Faster Than a Snail on a Treadmill
- We Paused This Project to Go on a Side Quest
- Under Construction: Powered by Coffee and Regret
- CTRL+Z… CTRL+Z… CTRL+Z… Oh No.
- Website Status: Holding Together by the Power of Friendship
- Currently Debugging with a Ouija Board
- We Were Supposed to Be Done… But Then We Took an Arrow to the Knee
- Reconstructing This Page with LEGOs… Hope It Holds
- Under Construction: Like That One DIY Project You Forgot About
- Website Downtime Sponsored by Mercury Retrograde
- Still Sewing This Page Together… One Stitch at a Time
- It’s Not a Bug, It’s a Feature! (We Swear)
- Page Construction Status: About as Stable as a Jenga Tower
- More WIP Than My Unfinished Cosplay Projects
- Hold Tight, We’re Recalculating Our Life Choices
- Under Construction: Because the Internet Gods Demanded It
- Currently Searching for the ‘Make Website’ Button
- Loading… But Like, Really Slowly for Dramatic Effect
- Website Status: Like a 3D Print That Warped Halfway Through
- Patience is a Virtue… That We Don't Have
- Our Web Dev Went to the Shadow Realm… BRB
- Still Building… Because We Forgot to Read the Instructions
- Code Gremlins Keep Stealing Our Progress
- Website is Currently a Schrödinger’s Cat Situation
- Let’s Be Honest… We’re Probably Just Procrastinating
- Currently Stitching This Website Together… One Thread at a Time
- Under Construction: Like That Quilt You Started in 2015
- We’re Still Hemming the Edges… Please Hold
- Website in Progress: Like a Bobbin That Just Ran Out
- BRB, Untangling This Mess of Code Like It’s a Box of Thread
- Under Construction: Because We Forgot to Backstitch
- Our Website is a Work in Progress… Just Like That UFO Pile
- We’re Still Adjusting the Seam Allowance
- Oops, We Sewed the Website Inside Out… Fixing Now
- Under Construction: Like Every Project 5 Minutes Before a Convention
- Loading… Just Like That Time-Consuming Embroidery Pattern
- Currently Being Held Together by Pins and Hope
- We’re Still Drafting the Pattern… Check Back Soon!
- Website Status: Seam Ripped and Starting Over
- Our Website is in Basting Stage… Final Stitching Soon™
- Oops! We Forgot to Pre-Wash the Code… Now It Shrunk
- Website in Progress: Like a 20-Hour Cross-Stitch Project
- We’re Sewing It… But We Keep Poking Ourselves with Pins
- Website Downtime Due to a Tragic Bobbin Incident
- We Lost Our Needle in the Code Stack… Please Wait
- Hold Tight… We’re Still Gathering Our Materials
- This Website is Hand-Stitched for Maximum Quality
- We’re Currently Stuck in a Never-Ending Thread Knot
- Under Construction: Like That One Half-Finished Cosplay
- BRB, Changing the Thread Color for the 50th Time
- Website Progress: More Seams Than It Should Have
- We Tried to Serge the Code, But It’s Still Fraying
- Under Construction: Running on Bobbins and Caffeine
- Website Not Found… Probably Stuck in the Sewing Machine
- We Accidentally Sewed the Website to Our Pants… BRB
- Currently Fixing a Puckered Seam in Our Code
- Website Status: More Pins Than Stability
- Just Like Our Sewing Room, This Website is a Work in Progress
- Hold On… We’re Still Adjusting the Fit
- Oops! The Code Thread Snapped… Restarting
- Website in Progress: Like That Hem You Keep Meaning to Fix
- BRB, Crying Over a Jammed Bobbin
- Currently Untangling a Spool of HTML
- Under Construction: Like That Pile of Unfinished Sewing Projects
- This Website is a Patchwork Masterpiece… Eventually
- Just Like an Overlocked Edge, We’re Trimming the Excess
- Website Status: Stuck in a Loop… Again
- Oops, We Snipped the Wrong Thread… Undoing Now
- Website Update Delayed Due to a Fabric Shopping Emergency
- Currently Reinforcing the Seams of the Code
- Our Website is on a Pattern Break… Back Soon!
- We’re Reworking the Design… Just Like Every Sewing Project
- Under Construction: Held Together by Basting Stitches
- We Accidentally Sewed the Website to the Table
- This Website is Like a French Seam… Takes Twice as Long
- Still Drafting the Perfect Pattern… Almost There!
- Under Construction: Like That Quilt You Keep Meaning to Finish
- Website Currently Being Serged… Hope It Holds
- We’re Still Cutting Out the Pieces… Check Back Later!
- Loading… Like a Hand-Sewn Buttonhole
- Currently in the “Measure Twice, Cut Once” Phase
- Website Currently Running on Fabric Scraps and Determination
- We Lost Our Thread… But We’ll Find It Again Soon
- Under Construction: Because We Sewed It All Wrong the First Time
- We’re Pinning Everything in Place… Almost Ready to Sew!
- Website Status: More Thread Than Logic
- We’re Still Adjusting the Drape… Stay Tuned
- Oops! We Forgot to Interface This Website… Fixing Now
- Website in Progress: Just Like That Unfinished Regency Dress
- Still Cutting Out the Pieces… Expect Updates Soon
- Website Currently Running on Hand-Stitched Code
- We’re Still Gathering Notions… Be Back Soon!
- Just Like a Zipper Install, This is Taking Longer Than Expected
- BRB, Yelling at the Sewing Machine
- Oops! We Sewed Over a Pin and Broke the Internet
- Website Status: More Bobbin Chicken Than Code
- Still Reinforcing the Stress Points… Please Wait
- Website Under Construction: Because We Can’t Find the Right Thread
- Currently Hand-Sewing Each Pixel… This Might Take a While
- Oops! We Used the Wrong Fabric and Now It’s a Disaster
- Website in Progress: Like That Costume That’s Due Tomorrow
- We’re Still Pressing the Seams… Hold Tight!
- Under Construction: Because We Didn’t Make a Mock-Up First
- Currently Re-threading the Code… Again
- Website Status: More Stitches Than Sanity
- We Sewed the Wrong Side Together… BRB, Seam Ripping
- Website Update Delayed Due to a Bobbin Crisis
- Currently in the “Hand-Stitching for Accuracy” Phase
- Oops! We Cut the Code on the Wrong Grainline
- We’re Still Draping This Design… Check Back Soon
- Under Construction: Like That Corset You Haven’t Finished
- Website Currently Being Fitted for the Perfect Look
- Our Web Dev is Stuck in a Fabric Store… Expect Delays
- Statement Begins: This Website is Not Yet Complete
- Under Construction… But the Spiral Never Finishes
- Be Not Afraid… of This Half-Built Website
- This Page is a Work in Progress… Unlike Your Safety
- Under Construction: Just Like the Extinction’s Plans
- Oops! We Looked Too Closely at the Code and It Looked Back
- This Website is Waiting for the Beholding’s Approval
- Currently Lost in the Lonely… Please Wait
- The Website is Loading… Or Is It Just the Web?
- Statement Ends: This Page Will Be Finished… Someday
- The Web Weaves… But the Code Unravels
- Under Construction: A Spiral of Unfinished Code
- We’re Trapped in the Vast and Cannot Reach the Server
- This Page is Under Construction… But So Is Reality
- The Corruption Has Infected Our Code… Send Help
- We Made a Deal with the Stranger… Expect Changes
- The Eye is Watching… And It’s Not Impressed
- Website Status: More Broken Than a Leitner Book
- We Tried to Fix the Code… But the Flesh Compels
- This Website is Just an Avatar of Procrastination
- Beware… This Page is Not Yet Fully Formed
- Statement Begins: This Website Was Never Finished
- The Desolation Took the Last Update… Sorry
- The Hunt is Tracking Down the Last Missing Pieces
- Oops! The Spiral Made the Code Impossible to Follow
- We Asked the Archivist for Help… They Just Sighed
- Under Construction: Like the Distortion’s Layout
- We Were Almost Done… Then the End Smiled
- The Website is in the Dark… Awaiting the Buried
- We Were Writing Code… Then We Heard the Ticking
- The Unknowing is Delaying the Website Launch
- Statement Begins: The Devs Were Never Seen Again
- We’re Almost Done… But the Stranger Disagrees
- Something Lurks in the HTML… Watching
- We’ve Fallen Into the Spiral… The Code is Nonsense
- Under Construction… But the Smell of Burning Lingers
- This Page is an Offering to the Beholding
- The Code is Tangled in a Web… A Vast, Vast Web
- Oops! We Looked Too Deeply Into the API Calls
- The Vast Whispered… And Now the CSS is Gone
- This Website is a Statement… But Will It Be Read?
- We Rolled a 1 on Saving Against the Spiral
- The Buried Took the Last Version of This Website
- We Asked the Ceaseless Watcher for Advice… It Laughed
- Under Construction: Like the Archives… Before It Burned
- Oops! We Found a Leitner in the Code… Fixing Now
- The Devs Are Gone… But Their Echo Remains
- The Corruption Has Taken Hold… Updates Delayed
- We Tried to Debug… But the Dark Won’t Let Us See
- Under Construction: Because the Stranger Keeps Moving It
- This Page is an Offering… The Flesh Demands It
- The Spiral Shifted the Menu Again… Sorry
- We Were So Close… But Then We Heard the Static
- The Eye Sees the Errors… And It Is Displeased
- Under Construction: The Hunt Has Begun
- Currently Trapped in the Lonely… Please Hold
- The Code Hungers… We Must Feed It
- Oops! We Asked Peter Lukas for Hosting Advice
- Our Website was Normal… Then the Distortion Happened
- The Extinction Delayed the Last Update… Sorry
- We Looked Into the Spiral… And Now Nothing Works
- This Website is in Beta… Or Perhaps the Vast
- Under Construction: The End Smiles, But We Do Not
- The Flesh Took Our Last Backup… Please Wait
- The Website is Coded in Fear… and a Little JavaScript
- We Tried to Update… But the Dark Consumed the Changes
- This Page is on Hold… We Heard Something in the Pipes
- We Were Almost Done… Then the Stranger Smiled
- Under Construction: Something Laughs in the Static
- We Looked Too Deep Into the Code… It Changed
- The Unknowing Keeps Reseting Our Progress
- Oops! We Touched a Leitner and Lost Our Password
- The Ceaseless Watcher… Wants More Content
- Currently Building… But the Dark Wants In
- We Wrote the Code… But the Flesh Had Other Plans
- The Hunt is Prowling… The Website is Not Ready
- Under Construction: Like a Never-Ending Fear Ritual
- The Web Has Spun Itself Into a Tangled Mess
- The Spiral is Having Fun With Our CSS Again
- Oops! We Let Michael in the Code… Bad Idea
- Beholding Demands Completion… But Not Yet
- The Desolation Took Our Roadmap… Expect Delays
- We Tried to Finish… But We Heard the Static
- Under Construction: Just Like The Magnus Archives
- Statement Begins: We Are Stuck in a Loop
- The Website is Not Broken… Just in the Spiral
- Our Code is Haunted… But We’re Working on It
- Oops! The Flesh Wants a Redesign
- Under Construction… The Vast Laughs
- Currently Curing… Check Back in 24 Hours
- Under Construction: Like a Mold That Just Won’t Release
- Oops! We Forgot the Mold Release… Stuck in Progress
- This Page is Still Setting… Don’t Touch Yet!
- Currently Waiting for Resin to Harden… Any Minute Now
- Under Construction: We Poured Too Much, Now It’s Overflowing
- Oops! The Silicone Took Our Website Hostage
- Currently Trapped in a Resin Disaster… Please Hold
- BRB, Fixing a Bubble-Riddled Nightmare
- Website Status: Curing at Room Temperature
- Oops! We Demolded Too Soon and Now It’s a Pile of Goop
- This Page is More Fragile Than an Uncured Cast
- We Tried to Sand the Edges… Now It’s Just Dust
- Website Update Delayed… We Need More Silicone
- The First Cast Failed… Attempting Again
- Currently Stuck in an Infinite Cycle of Mixing and Pouring
- We Tried to Paint… But We Forgot the Primer
- BRB, Crying Over Air Bubbles in the Epoxy
- Under Construction: Because the Mold Tore in Half
- Oops! We Used the Wrong Ratio… Starting Over
- Currently Covered in Resin… But Still Working on It
- We Swear We Measured It Right… But Here We Are
- Under Construction: Like a Sculpt That’s Still Full of Fingerprints
- We Dropped the Master Sculpt… Expect Delays
- Currently Demolding… With Fingers Crossed
- Website Status: Like a Wobbly 3-Part Mold
- Oops! The Silicone Just Ripped… Time for Repairs
- Under Construction: Waiting for Paint to Dry… Again
- Currently Fighting an Army of Tiny Air Bubbles
- We Thought It Was Set… But It’s Still Tacky
- Website Not Ready: Our Paint Just Cracked
- We Used the Wrong Resin… Now It’s Forever Sticky
- BRB, Sanding for the Next 12 Years
- Under Construction: Like a Slush Cast That Won’t Coat Evenly
- Oops! We Forgot to Degas… Hope You Like Bubbles
- Currently Fixing Warped Edges… Again
- We Poured Too Much, Now It’s Leaking Everywhere
- Under Construction: Like a Cast That’s Just a Little Bit Off
- Currently Adding Another Layer… And Another… And Another
- We Swear This Was a Clean Pour… Then Disaster Struck
- Website Status: It Looked Good… Until We Popped It Out
- Oops! We Used the Wrong Paint… It’s Peeling Off
- Under Construction: Waiting for the Clear Coat to Dry
- Website Delayed Due to an Epoxy Emergency
- Oops! We Overfilled the Mold… It’s a Mess
- Currently Casting… And Hoping It Works This Time
- Website Status: Like a First Pull… Full of Imperfections
- We Used the Wrong Pigment… Now Everything is a Weird Color
- Currently Repairing a Cracked Master Sculpt
- BRB, Sanding a Piece That Will Never Be Smooth
- Website Currently Covered in Paint and Resin Drips
- Oops! We Forgot to Seal It… Now It’s Absorbing Everything
- Currently Rushing… Because the Resin is Kicking Too Fast
- Website Status: More Filler Putty Than Usable Content
- We Tried a New Mold Release… Now Everything’s Oily
- Oops! We Left the Resin Too Long… Now It’s Brittle
- Currently Cleaning Up a Horrific Spillage
- Under Construction: Because the First Cast Snapped in Half
- Currently Stripping Off a Bad Paint Job… Again
- BRB, Desperately Trying to Match the Right Color
- Website Status: Sanded, Primed, and Waiting to Paint
- Oops! The Silicone Mold is Sticking to Itself… Help
- Currently Trapped in an Endless Cycle of Mold Making
- We Forgot the Vacuum Chamber… Now There’s a Bubble Monster
- Oops! The Paint Didn’t Cure Before the Clear Coat
- Website is Still Drying… Any Day Now
- Under Construction: Like a Half-Cast Prop You Forgot About
- We Swear We Measured the Catalyst Right… Maybe
- Currently Fixing a Catastrophic Paint Reaction
- Oops! We Accidentally Mixed the Wrong Silicone Types
- Under Construction: Because the Prototype Was… A Disaster
- We Spilled Pigment Everywhere… Now Everything is Pink
- Currently Covering Up a Major Mistake with More Layers
- BRB, Trying to Save This Cast With Too Much Sanding
- Website is Currently Held Together With Bondo and Hope
- We Ran Out of Resin… Again
- Under Construction: Like a Paint Job That Keeps Streaking
- We Tried Weathering… Now It’s Just Dirty
- Oops! We Forgot to Tape the Mold Seams… Big Mistake
- Currently Waiting for Something to Set… Again
- Under Construction: Like a Silicone Mold That Won’t Cure
- Oops! The Silicone Set Before We Finished Mixing
- Website Status: Covered in More Paint Than Code
- BRB, Peeling Off a Catastrophic Layer of Latex
- Oops! We Didn’t Mix the Pigment Properly… Now It’s Streaky
- Under Construction: Like a Fiberglass Disaster in Progress
- Currently Praying to the Mold Gods for a Good Cast
- Website Status: One Big, Sticky, Resin-Covered Mess
- Oops! We Spilled the Resin… And Now It’s Curing
- Currently Recasting… The First One Was Awful
- BRB, Trying to Remove a Cured Disaster From the Mold
- Our dev got eaten by the server
- Under Construction, just like The Extinctions plans
- The web weaves, but the code unravels
- Our dev left cause he would have been late for dinner